Eminem Ken Kaniff

Eminem — Ken Kaniff

Ken Kaniff:
I’m gonna call this motherfucker. Oh fuck yeah. Give him a piece of my mind. A piece of my ass

Operator:
Thank you for waiting. Hello, may I help you

Ken Kaniff:
Oh thank you. I need to make a collect call

Operator:
What number?

Ken Kaniff:
Oh the number is 6-2

Operator:
At the tone, please say your name

Ken Kaniff:
Kenneth Kaniff, from Connecticut. Automated piece of shit

Eminem:
Yo

Ken Kaniff:
Hey there, cock boy

Eminem:
Who’s this?

Ken Kaniff:
This is Ken Kaniff

Eminem:
Who?

Ken Kaniff:
Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, you little bitch

Eminem:
From Connecticut? I don’t know nobody in Connecticut

Ken Kaniff:
Yeah, you wanna get a hotel room with me?

Eminem:
A hotel room?

Ken Kaniff:
Yeah, you want me to lick your ass, Eminem?

Eminem:
Yo, who is this, Cage?

Ken Kaniff:
You want me to fuckin melt in your mouth and not in your hand? Melt in your ass you little cock boy
[Eminem] Yo, shut up you little bitch

Ken Kaniff:

Oh, you think I’m lying huh…

Eminem:
Hahahahahaha